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Ken's Joke of The Day!

Posted August 1st, 2014 @ 12:33pm



A Juggler, driving on 81 North to his next performance, is stopped by the PA State Police.


"What are those knives doing in your car" asks the Trooper


"I juggle them in my act" says the juggler.


"oh Yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it."  So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.


A woman driving by sees this and says. "Wow, I'm glad I quit drinking. LOOK AT THE TEST PENNSYLVANIA IS MAKING YOU DO NOW !"

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