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Ken Matthews

Ken's Funny Story of the Day!

 
Posted August 11th, 2014 @ 6:06pm

Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,

 

And every year Bill would say,

 

" Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "

 

Blanche always replied,

 

" I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,

 

And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

 

One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,

 

" Blanche, I'm 75 years old.

 

If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "

 

To this, Blanche replied,

 

" Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks "

 

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

 

" Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

 

But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "

 

Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.

 

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

 

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

 

But still not a word...

 

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,

 

" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.

 

I'm impressed! "

 

Bill replied,

 

" Well, to tell you the truth

 

I almost said something when Blanche fell out,

 

But you know,

 

Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

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